Manny: Hey Asdrubal, thats a crazy name man.
Asdrubal: Hey Manny, thanks a lot, you know?
Manny: Man I like that name, where did you find it?
Asdrubal: I don't know man, it's caliente tho.
Manny: HEY PAPI! Did you know his name is Asdrubal?
Manny: (yelling) DID YOU KNOW HIS NAME IS ASDRUBAL?
Papi: No, man! That's a cool name.
Manny: Thats what I said man.
Asdrubal: Hey Papi!
Papi: Hey Asdrubal! Man that's got a nice flow to it. (Papi looks at Terry Francona) Hey Senor Francona, can I be called Asdrubal?
Francona: (looks over and just spits)
Asdrubal: Hey you Red Sox guys are nice.
Asdrubal: Hey Papi, thats a crazy nickname man.
Papi: Hey Asdrubal, thanks a lot you know?
Francona: So that Yankee job has opened up, huh? George seems like a decent enough guy...
John Farrell: So that managerial spot is open in Shitsburg? Anything's gotta be better than this.
Dice K: OHIO!!!!!!