Monday, November 5, 2007

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Wanted for Fraud, Grand Theft. Approach with caution. Will lure you in with potential and proceed to shoot 9-33 from the field. Will show great instincts and an awesome jump on passes, will show decent shooting touch and sneaky driving ability, will pass effectively and lead. After the suspect establishes a sense of ease with his mark, he will then proceed to play like a college freshman at Coppin State. Has no toughness or will. Has stolen $55 million from Daniel Gilbert of Cleveland, Ohio. Has stolen 2 years of LeBron James' career. Has stolen the city of Cleveland's most talented individual in sports history.

Bounty: Big ass box of Wheat Thins and two expired ticket stubs to a Cleveland Browns game

1 comment:

Jim said...

Who would want this guy alive? Hes more valuable dead, or at least on the bench. The Cavs are only playing him out of spite for wasting so much money.