Anyways, I'm at work, and I go to take a piss and I smell this heavenly scent. I know piss doesn't smell like a lilac meadow, so I see what the source of this beautiful aroma is...
...it's this thing. This thing, from Sanor System, a subsidiary of Rochester-Midland, is FUCKING AWESOME. It's like an IV drip for a urinal. Every, 2 seconds (yes, I timed) a little drip of this awesome smell comes out and refreshes the urinal so it doesn't smell like a beer left out for 3 days.
I want one.
UPDATE: I proceed to go to espn.com right after this and see this. When I was 5, I wanted to be a fireman. I also could recite, by memory, every statistic on every baseball card I owned. Needless to say, I didn't kill a bear. That kid, right now, could get all sorts of ass. "Yea, I'm Davy Crockett's great great grandson (or some shit like that). I just killed a bear, it's in my trunk. So, about dem titties."