The Worst Uniforms in the HISTORY of Sport

"ha. they look li ke used tampons."

This email from co-conspirator AC really nails it. What more is there to say? These are the worst uniforms I have ever seen.

The monochromatic trend is apalling, in my eyes at least. There is no need for it, and it makes teams look like shit. Sure, sometimes it looks good on athletic players, but those fat linemen look like the Kool-Aid guy...which now that I think about it, isn't that bad. Anyways, this trend needs to stop. Teams look like shit when they're wearing what appears to be a giant leotard.

Now, there are a few exceptions to the rule, obviously all white being the main one. Some of the all black teams can get away with it, I particularly like the Ravens' version. But when you're going with the "futuristic" monochromaticism and using traditional ornaments, like the Saints and Texans, you just get shit.

I'm glad that the Texans had the foresight to realize that nobody will see this game, so might as well dress the team like vaginal excretions.

Oh, and from the highlights...Mario Williams, we all owe you one massive apology. Continue the good work.